MOAF Announcement
Hey all you cool drunks and drinkers! Unfortunately this will be one of my final post.. but Dr. Seuss once said “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” Being able to write this blog has opened my eyes to the beautiful variation in the 40 field, and hopefully this blog has opened some of your eyes as well. I would like to take this time to congratulate Mickey’s for being crowned MOAF (Mother of all Forties). Mickey’s just has the Irish feel to it, which drives the leprechaun in me crazy. It easily went down smoother than any other 40 I reviewed, and the buzz was the perfect pregame. I want to thank anyone for stopping by to up their 40 knowledge, who knows maybe I inspired someone to be the next Greg Koch, or “Beer Jesus.” Although I will not be posting anymore, in no way is that a reason to stop drinking your 40s. I am a firm believer that a 40 a day keeps COVID away. Speaking of the ultimate party pooper, I’d like to remind everyone to WASH THEIR HANDS and do your part to finally putting an end to all of this chaos. What good is a 40 if you aren’t drinking them with the boys? The only way we are going to get over this is together. So please, for the sake of those pregame 40s, social distance your heart out. My birthday is coming up, and if I have to be one of the people that has to celebrate their birthday stuck in quarantine, I might actually go mad. It is unconstitutional for someone to spend their summer birthday stuck at home doing nothing but reading birthday wishes on Twitter, Snapchat etc. So let’s end this once and for all. Thank you again for stopping by, and remember, don’t get caught up creek without a 40!
Up a Creek Without a 40 